Self-hosted tools, minus the ceremony.
We are two sysadmins who got tired of software that needs a weekend, three plugins and a meeting before it does one job. So we build the opposite, and we run it ourselves.
How we work
A few rules we keep
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Self-hosted, for real
You run it on your own hardware and your data stays there. Nobody has to open an account to try it.
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One command to start
Every project ships with Docker. If installing takes longer than reading the README, we count it as a bug.
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Honest about limits
What a tool does and does not do is written in its README, not in a footnote. Some of them even say “do not run this on a machine you care about”.
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MIT licensed
All five projects are MIT. Read the code, fork it, send a patch.
Projects
Five projects. Each does one job.
Each one lives in its own repository and has its own website. They share a taste for plain tools, not a codebase.
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Rust · Docker
DumbMonit
dumbmonit.selfhostr.io
Self-hosted monitoring in one container: servers, network gear, hypervisors, storage and websites in a single console, with alerts, and 100+ integrations.
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Node · Docker
orch
orch.selfhostr.io
A shared to-do list for small, trusted teams. Tasks are GitHub issues, each one runs on a teammate's own machine in a throwaway Docker container, then opens a PR. MCP included.
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Python · Docker Compose
suckerpot
suckerpot.selfhostr.io
A self-hosted honeypot with one readable dashboard: twelve realistic sensors for remote shells, web and APIs, databases, and Windows and VoIP services. Meant to be attacked.
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Python · Docker
DJ Snake
djsnake.selfhostr.io
A self-hosted Discord music bot: YouTube, Spotify, SoundCloud, Deezer and Apple Music links in your voice channel, with the video and the lyrics in sync on a web page.
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Rust · PostgreSQL
Keg Tracking
kegtrack.selfhostr.io
QR-code traceability for returnable beer kegs: every keg carries a label, every operation is a scan. Multi-tenant, for breweries. French and English.
Read the code, then tell us what is wrong with it.
Issues and pull requests are welcome in each repository.